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Funny Ways to Explain Amputation: Reclaim the Narrative with a Damn Good Lie

Funny Ways to Explain Amputation: Reclaim the Narrative with a Damn Good Lie

By Another DAMM Find March 22, 2026 | funny ways to explain amputation | 0 comments

Why give some random stranger the real medical history they didn't earn when you could be a retired shark wrestler or the loser of a high-stakes rock-paper-scissors match? You've heard it 14 times this week alone. That tilted head, the "I'm so sorry" eyes, and the inevitable "What happened?" turns...

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